If you die from eating any of these...

at least you die happy and full!

Shout to my homey Liesl for finding these websites dedicated to true gems of culinary perfection.


The first two images are from
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Blueberry Waffle Breakfast Sandwich. Jesus Christ! One bite of this would literally send you to heaven (unless you're Buddhist, in which case, it would send you back to Earth.)












This is called the Porkgasm; I think just just bacon'd all over my pants.













This wonderful concoction is from http://cooktobang.com/

It's called Frisky Fried Rice, and I would love for my girlfriend to cook this for me. So please...have it ready by the time I get off work.

In the words of All-4-One and John Michael Montgomery...

I swear! I will update this blog more as soon as I get more time. March is an extremely busy month; we've got guests and people visiting from California and Texas, plus I'm headed to Austin next week for SXSW. Anyways, here's something to tide you over and give you your fix of this blog. It may not satiate you, but it should do for now. Things to look for in future posts: alligator meat, dual core Skittles, and plantain chips.

The following pictures are from a cake dedicated to Castlevania, the game. The video game. The Nintendo game. The 8-bit Nintendo Entertainment System. The greatest console in history, and if you want to debate that, then I'll just pretend I'm deaf and cover my ears.